- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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