- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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