whats brown and sticky a stick

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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