- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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