- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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