what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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