what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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