once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

My three children are three big mistakes.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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