2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Connor is homosexuaI

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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