- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

The Colts this year.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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