How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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A jew enters a mall.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I'm HIV positive.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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