- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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