- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Screw it you write the joke.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

YOLO

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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