What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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