What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

why was the cat black it was a black cat

I literally died laughing

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Face...tastes like chicken!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A Mormon walks into a bar

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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