Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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