- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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