Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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TELL

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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