What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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