- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

what is orange? an orange

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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