Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Please don't shoot me

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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