- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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