- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Who wants water? I do.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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