- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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