2 + 2 = 4

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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