- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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