- Anti Joke

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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