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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

TELL

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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