- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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