- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the teacher do? He taught.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

alert('The Game')

charlie sheen becomes sober.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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