- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

This isn't funny.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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