What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Turkeys are obese

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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