Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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