- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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