Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Sloths

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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