- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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