Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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8===D

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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THE GAME

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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