- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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