Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Granny porn!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

it was all Tagart

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

binladin walks into the american seals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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