Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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