- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

The Colts this year.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Whats funnier than 24.....25

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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