- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What comes after 69? 70

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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