- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo