- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Water? I hardly know her.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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