- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do u call a cripple Biv

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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