- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Knock knock.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

black chicken. kfc

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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