- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Jeff

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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