- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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