- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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