- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

White men's rights

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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