Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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