- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

i named my son Frodo because he was little

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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