You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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