A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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penisvaginaorgasm

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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