I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

PENIS lol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What is black and has no education A tire.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Stephen Hawking can walk

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

learn. advance!

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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