- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

girls basketball

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

knock knock There's no door

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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