ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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