- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

You idiot.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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