Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

A guy walks into a bar

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Your life

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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