Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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