- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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