nothing

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Chris is hairy

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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