- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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