- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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