All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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