- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A dog was barking at a tree

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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