- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why did the girl cry because she was raped

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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