- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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