- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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