- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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