- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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