- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Feminism.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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