- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A dog is always in the pushup position.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

The FCC

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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