- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

If you have a stroke, call 000

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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