- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

who is not good looking? mon morello

karn chevalier

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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