what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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i just wrote this so hard

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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