What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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