A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What is the name of the car? What

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Title IX

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Jersey Shore.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

im telling maguire

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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