- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

oh hey.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

ejaculation JLR

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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