- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

A man penetrates another man.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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