Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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