I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

You idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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