- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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