Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

once upon a time, it snowed

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Emily Walker.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Your Mom The End.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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