A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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silver bullet?

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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