Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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