- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

black people

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Women's rights.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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