- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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