Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Grace Ackerson

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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