- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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