- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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