:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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women's rights

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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