- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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