why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

12 in general

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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